When You Want The Treat, But Can’t Work In The Heat

Looking for a sweet treat that is easy to make and will impress your friends and family? Look no further than this not quite cannoli recipe! While it may not be the traditional version of the beloved Italian dessert, it is a delicious and fun twist on the classic. With a crispy shell and creamy filling, this dessert is sure to satisfy any sweet tooth. Plus, it can be customized with your favorite flavors and toppings for a truly unique dessert experience. So why not give it a try and see for yourself how delicious not quite cannoli can be!

Ingredients:

15 oz container ricotta cheese

3/4 cup confectioners sugar

1/2 teaspoon almond extract

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

Pinch table salt

Pinch ground cinnamon

Pinch corn starch

Chocolate chips

Ready-made chocolate chip cookies (large)

Tools:

Fine mesh sieve

Spoon

Plastic wrap 

Two decent sized mixing bowls

Small plate

Something sort of heavy

Measuring spoons

...time. More time than you think.

Before you begin, know that while this recipe is a no-cook one, it does not like to be rushed. If you're looking to get the whole thing done by dessert tonight, you should probably get started at breakfast. That ricotta is going to take what feels like forever to drain. 

On a related note, do not skip that draining step. Skipping it yields watery, runny, thin cannoli filling. Thin filling does not stay in place and makes awful sandwiches. It also doesn't taste right. Save yourself the trouble.

Once you have all your ingredients out and ready to go, pop the lid and plastic cover off the ricotta. Before we do anything else, this is going to have to do its own thing. Please note it looks like a congealed, wet lump of cheese right now, and we're going to have to encourage it to change these characteristics. 

Nest the sieve into one of the bowls so it can catch the drained whey. Stir the ricotta while it's still in the container, then scoop it out into the sieve. If you have a cheese cloth, feel free to use it to line the sieve and wrap the ricotta - but in our experience, most people don't keep one in their kitchens. 

Gently press the ricotta into the sieve and smooth out the top. (If you're squeezing cheese through the sieve, you're pushing too hard.) Set a layer of plastic wrap over it and place a small plate on top of the plastic wrap to press the cheese. Let it sit for half an hour or so and check back to see if any of the whey is working its way out to the bowl.

Once you're sure it's working, you can add some weight to speed up the process - we put a pound of dry chickpeas on top of the plate, since they were both comparatively heavy and handy.

Now you can go do something else. For a while. Think at least three, possibly up to five episodes of your favorite show.

After a couple hours, you'll stop seeing the amount of whey in the bowl increase, and the ricotta will have taken on the consistency of crumbly-looking curds. This is when you know it's ready to be moved to the other bowl you took out.

Remove your weight, plate and plastic wrap if you haven't already done so. If you used a cheese cloth, lift the edges of it to transfer the cheese - but if not, just upend your sieve over the clean bowl and scrape it free with a spoon.

Measure your extracts into the ricotta and stir well. The vanilla will lend it kind of an off-white color. Stir in your salt and cinnamon, then slowly add your confectioner's sugar a little at a time, stirring to completely incorporate it before you add more.

When you've added all the confectioner's sugar, scoop up some of the cannoli filling with the spoon and tilt it back over the bowl. If it's slick enough to slide off the spoon, it's not yet the right consistency and you'll need to add in the corn starch (or more confectioner's sugar, but in our opinion that makes it much too sweet). Don't add much, and be absolutely sure there are no lumps before you add it. Stir very thoroughly. 

Once your filling no longer slides right off the spoon, it's ready for chocolate chips. Add as much or as little as you'd like. We usually start with about a quarter cup and add from there - but for the sake of full transparency, we rarely ever actually measure chocolate unless it's to melt. We just add until it looks right.

Stir it all well, and go get those cookies you set aside this morning and warned the whole house not to touch. This, of course, assumes your family follows instructions (this one struggles, especially with sweets-related instructions) and left you the cookies.

Scoop a heaping tablespoon of filling and drop it in the middle of the flat side of one of the cookies. Use the back of the spoon to spread it out a bit. Don't be afraid to add more if it looks like the cookie can support it. Slap another cookie flat side down on top of it, and go enjoy your hard-earned cannoli cookie sandwich.

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